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plansbandc  Dec 18, 2018 • 10:51:43am

Penny Marshall has died.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:00:54am

Brexit, for all its absurdity is not funny. At all.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:01:33am

O_o

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:04:48am

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

O_o

So the Dotard is taking over the Twitter accounts of public employees.

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:06:04am

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

…and a list too long to name

Translation: that exhausts the sound bites I’ve picked up from Fox News.

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wrenchwench  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:06:35am

re: #2 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Brexit, for all its absurdity is not funny. At all.

Only Gilbert Gottfried could make me smile about it, and he did. John Oliver helped.

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freetoken  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:09:15am

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

That seems to be very out of the boundary for what a “Press Secretary” ought to be writing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:09:24am

popcorn!

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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:09:36am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:10:53am

LOLOLOLOL

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:11:36am

jeebus

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gocart mozart  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:11:37am
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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:11:46am

re: #5 Sir John Barron

Translation: that exhausts the sound bites I’ve picked up from Fox News.

The super secret Q indictments are just going to say “they know what they did”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:12:57am
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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:13:05am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:14:32am
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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:14:48am

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus

AMBUSHED!

RUSSIA INVESTIGATION A HOAX!

LOCK HER UP!

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:15:35am

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

“We know Michael Cohen to be a liar on a number of fronts. The president’s opinion is extremely clear on that front.” — @PressSec

— Philip Rucker

Didn’t the president hire him?

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:16:25am

Baghdad Huckaboo.

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:17:37am

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

“The FBI broke standard protocol in the way that they came in and ambushed General Flynn”

You would think, at some point during a conversation with FBI agents, that the cotdam National Security Adviser would wonder why it was that said FBI agents were asking him questions about a counterintelligence investigation. And that maybe, just maybe, as the NSA, lying to them about your actions would be… what’s the word? A really fucking terrible idea.

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VegasGolfer  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:17:41am

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

popcorn!

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wrenchwench  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:18:07am

re: #18 Sir John Barron

Didn’t the president hire him?

The very best of liars, on more fronts than you can imagine.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:18:13am

novel argument that losing four seats means they have a mandate:

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:18:21am

re: #19 Targetpractice

Baghdad Huckaboo.

At least Baghdad Bob had the motivation of “not being shot by one of Saddam’s henchmen” when he gave his press briefings. What’s Sanders’ excuse?

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lizardofid  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:19:15am

re: #19 Targetpractice

Baghdad Huckaboo.

All that’s missing is a coalition tank passing behind her in the shot.

(With Robert Mueller in it)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:19:36am

re: #21 VegasGolfer

Why is Press Sec wearing her Wednesday Addams holloween costume?

to provoke evil misogynist liberals into making comments like this, which will then spark an endless hue and cry of outrage and indignation, of course!

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plansbandc  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:19:38am

re: #24 KGxvi

She’s a dreadful person and likes being paid to lie?

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:20:30am

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

“The FBI broke standard protocol in the way that they came in and ambushed General Flynn,”

Like how?

Did they not offer Flynn coffee within the first five minutes?

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:21:20am

re: #28 Sir John Barron

Like how?

Did they not offer Flynn coffee within the first five minutes?

They didn’t tell him which one was the good cop and which one was the bad cop!

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:21:48am

re: #27 plansbandc

She’s a dreadful person and likes being paid to lie?

That feels more like a reason than an excuse, but we will allow it.

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Alephnaught  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:22:14am

re: #18 Sir John Barron

Didn’t the president hire him?

It’s probably why he hired him.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:23:45am

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

O_o

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Oh Sarah, why don’t you just suck that up your nose and blow it out your ass you lying enabler.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:24:21am

Would be nice to see Hucky Boo Boo get indicted by Uncle Mueller!

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mmmirele  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:25:05am
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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:25:23am
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HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:25:53am

re: #35 Charles Johnson

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She’s doing her job. Trumps liar.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:25:58am

oh…

and now he attacks her:

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:27:35am

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

O_o

Comey’s statement really got them riled up. Not that that’s difficult for this WH in handling any of the mildest reprimands.

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goddamnedfrank  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:28:02am

Back in the day when this photo of the Huckabee family came out I used to feel bad for Sarah, not anymore.

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:28:16am

re: #35 Charles Johnson

Ran out of lies to tell.

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plansbandc  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:28:21am

re: #37 Backwoods_Sleuth

Wow. What a dick.

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Teukka  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:28:52am

re: #38 Sir John Barron

Comey’s statement really got them riled up. Not that that’s difficult for this WH in handling any of the mildest reprimands.

cf. “narcissistic injury”. See also “narcissistic rage”.

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Alephnaught  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:29:21am

re: #12 gocart mozart

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Blimey, Bill Mitchell goes all the way to the Q-verse, and then steps back slightly and goes “Well, not quite like that, but…”.

Is this going to be the trajectory for any RWNJ that’s invested in Trump?

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gocart mozart  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:30:52am
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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:31:26am

I’m still marveling at the brass ones that it took to basically tell a judge after the prosecution has recommended extreme leniency that your client is the real “victim” and trying to fish for the case to be tossed by suggesting that the whole investigation was conducted “improperly.”

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:32:17am

re: #37 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh…

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Then trying to deflect from him being an asshole. Fuck him.

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William Lewis  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:32:43am

re: #24 KGxvi

At least Baghdad Bob had the motivation of “not being shot by one of Saddam’s henchmen” when he gave his press briefings. What’s Sanders’ excuse?

Her father rasised her to enjoy lying to the marks?

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:33:03am

re: #44 gocart mozart

You forgot “The Most Exalted Potentate of Love”.

(Yes, yes, I know - it’s from The Cramps)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:33:21am
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gocart mozart  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:35:03am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:36:43am

!!!

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lawhawk  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:39:07am

Flynn is a treasonweasel who got a sweetheart deal from Mueller because he’s giving Mueller and other federal prosecutors the goods on Trumpworld.

The judge wanted to know why it was such a good deal and why the prosecutors didn’t charge him with the more severe cases.

The answer? Because he provided the kind of information that would indict everyone in Trump’s inner circle, Trump included? Yeah, that’s the kind of deal Mueller would give. That’s what any prosecutor would give to someone who takes down a crime syndicate by being first to turn state’s evidence.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:39:47am

re: #39 goddamnedfrank

Back in the day when this photo of the Huckabee family came out I used to feel bad for Sarah, not anymore.

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I do remember that photo and thinking she was the normal Huckabee who didn’t pardon a murderer who killed a Clinton distant relative and didn’t torture dogs.

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:40:29am

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

!!!

“We’re only asking for Democrats to pay for it. BUSTED!”

/

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HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:41:03am

re: #52 lawhawk

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Flynn is a treasonweasel who got a sweetheart deal from Mueller because he’s giving Mueller and other federal prosecutors the goods on Trumpworld.

The judge wanted to know why it was such a good deal and why the prosecutors didn’t charge him with the more severe cases.

The answer? Because he provided the kind of information that would indict everyone in Trump’s inner circle, Trump included? Yeah, that’s the kind of deal Mueller would give. That’s what any prosecutor would give to someone who takes down a crime syndicate by being first to turn state’s evidence.

Jim we all know you lost your shit over Obama doing things that all Presidents do but are fine with what Flynn did because you’re a hack who only cares about Trump and his allies.

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:41:10am

re: #45 Targetpractice

I’m still marveling at the brass ones that it took to basically tell a judge after the prosecution has recommended extreme leniency that your client is the real “victim” and trying to fish for the case to be tossed by suggesting that the whole investigation was conducted “improperly.”

“Hold our beer…..”

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Dave In Austin  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:42:20am
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Eventual Carrion  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:42:30am

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

!!!

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Where does she think that money comes from he wants allocated for this wall, the fucking tooth fairy?

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:43:59am

Seeing the suggestion being made by a few legal eagles that Flynn’s lawyers may have still believed he’d receive jail time and so the whole “I was framed!” bit was a legal Hail Mary in the hopes that a judge known for being critical of gov’t overreach would sympathize. If that’s the case, then it’s understandable why they were poleaxed when he lit into their client today and were quick to agree to more cooperation.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:44:24am
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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:45:36am

re: #58 Eventual Carrion

Where does she think that money comes from he wants allocated for this wall, the fucking tooth fairy?

It’s like all Trump promises: Make grandiose promises upfront, then find ways to bullshit that you fulfilled them down the line. See also: “We’ve already begun construction of the wall!”

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lawhawk  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:46:58am
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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:47:09am

re: #39 goddamnedfrank

I felt horrible for the dog. Still do.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:48:19am

re: #61 Targetpractice

It’s like all Trump promises: Make grandiose promises upfront, then find ways to bullshit that you fulfilled them down the line. See also: “We’ve already begun construction of the wall!”

Mexico is going to pay for it!!!

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:48:45am

re: #62 lawhawk

They seem like a nice couple…They had to pixel out the baby face….brother.

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:49:40am

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

We’re not asking taxpayers for that

Because they’re not the kind to ask, they’re the kind to demand and/or just take.

I mean, wtf are you going to do about it?

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:52:21am

So another day of nothing but bad news for Donny. Infrastructure Week seems to be going well.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:52:53am

looks like sarah is a fan of the black market when it comes to guns.
good to know.

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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:53:15am

re: #4 Sir John Barron

So the Dotard is taking over the Twitter accounts of public employees.

Or, telling everyone what to tweet…if you want to keep your job.

Anyone else thinking Trump is just asking for the FBI to keep coming after him and also trying to force the “Law & Order” party Republicans to trash the FBI who they always supported?

Trump is putting that entire party and their traditional backers to choose him or them.

Something has got to give.

And one other thing Ms Sarah…Comey may have helped give the election to Trump.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:53:21am
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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:55:46am

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

looks like sarah is a fan of the black market when it comes to guns.
good to know.

Who is this?

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HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:55:54am

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

looks like sarah is a fan of the black market when it comes to guns.
good to know.

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People like your trashy family are why these laws are needed. Why don’t you focus on getting your son help instead of trashing people trying to stop gun violence, Sarah!

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HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:56:28am

re: #71 Sir John Barron

Who is this?

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Someone we used to think was the GOP at its worst.

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:57:16am

re: #73 HappyWarrior

Someone we used to think was the GOP at its worst.

The bar has been raised. As hard as that is to believe.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 11:59:12am
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Dr Lizardo  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:00:54pm

Time to call it a night. Have a good one, Lizards.

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lawhawk  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:00:56pm

For those in need of a laugh, this comes courtesy of Milo - someone skewered him and his changing looks in a funny thread.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:02:07pm

re: #77 lawhawk

For those in need of a laugh, this comes courtesy of Milo - someone skewered him and his changing looks in a funny thread.

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God the douche practically oozes from my screen.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:03:45pm

re: #74 Sir John Barron

The bar has been raised. As hard as that is to believe.

I just remember thinking they couldn’t do worse than her and then they actually nominated Trump. Not that his opponents in the GOP primary were prizes.

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Single-handed sailor  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:03:52pm

WTI crude oil down below $46 a barrel and markets are back in the red for the day.

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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:04:03pm

re: #58 Eventual Carrion

Where does she think that money comes from he wants allocated for this wall, the fucking tooth fairy?

She and Trumper think the new North American trade deal replacement is going to generate the additional tax money from the economy to pay for The Donald J. Trump Wall of Glory®.

And here I thought they were hoping the additional money from the trade deal and the tax cuts would pay down the deficit and help Make America Great Again.

You know, that thing the Republicans always go on and on about…the deficit.

What was I thinking? /

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:05:51pm

re: #80 Single-handed sailor

WTI crude oil down below $46 a barrel and markets are back in the red for the day.

Vladimir Putin cannot be pleased by these developments, they need at least $90 to keep their economy afloat…

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:05:53pm

got a computer fan failure

took the cover off, vacuumed out all kinds of dust and cat hair off the fans and heat sinks

on reboot, core temps dropped 40 degrees F

periodic maintenance. whazzat?

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:07:29pm

re: #80 Single-handed sailor

WTI crude oil down below $46 a barrel and markets are back in the red for the day.

It’s Tuesday afternoon and we’re hurtling towards a partial gov’t shutdown because the GOP are still desperate to extract some sort of “win” after the realization that Donny fucked them over royally and is now backtracking because he wants to go golfing for the next two weeks.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:07:32pm

re: #83 dangerman

got a computer fan failure

took the cover off, vacuumed out all kinds of dust and cat hair off the fans and heat sinks

on reboot, core temps dropped 40 degrees F

periodic maintenance. whazzat?

cats

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:09:51pm

re: #83 dangerman

got a computer fan failure

took the cover off, vacuumed out all kinds of dust and cat hair off the fans and heat sinks

on reboot, core temps dropped 40 degrees F

periodic maintenance. whazzat?

Had to do the same the other day after a BSOD. Usually I’m good about keeping the case and fans clean, but I’ve been working so much this year that I’m still trying to figure out where the last six months went.

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:12:27pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

looks like sarah is a fan of the black market when it comes to guns.
good to know.

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Can someone explain to me why we even have a gun show/private sale loophole in the background check law? Like who lobbied for it? Which congresscritter(s) sponsored it? And what was the justification for it?

I’ve honestly never understood why it exists.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:12:53pm

re: #81 ObserverArt

She and Trumper think the new North American trade deal replacement is going to generate the additional tax money from the economy to pay for The Donald J. Trump Wall of Glory®.

And here I thought they were hoping the additional money from the trade deal and the tax cuts would pay down the deficit and help Make America Great Again.

You know, that thing the Republicans always go on and on about…the deficit.

What was I thinking? /

of course it doesnt work that way at all
governmental income (taxes) is…income
how it’s spent depends on the budget that’s passed (or is supposed to)
employment taxes are earmarked
a few other types of income may be specifically earmarked

general revenue does not work this way, though they have been playing shenanigans with some discretionary spending stuff

this is slushfund / nutso thinking

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:13:55pm

re: #85 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

cats

cat hair, like beach sand, gets everywhere

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:13:56pm

re: #87 KGxvi

Can someone explain to me why we even have a gun show/private sale loophole in the background check law? Like who lobbied for it? Which congresscritter(s) sponsored it? And what was the justification for it?

I’ve honestly never understood why it exists.

The NRA paid handsomely for it.

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Michele: Out of the closet and into the fire  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:14:00pm

re: #62 lawhawk

Thomas also was convicted of having a terrorist manual, the Thomas also was convicted of having a terrorist manual, the Anarchist’s Cookbook, which jurors heard contained instructions on making “viable” bombs., which jurors heard contained instructions on making “viable” bombs.

Guess I had better shred my copy as well as my copies of the The Poor Man’s James Bond, The Poor Man’s Armorer, the Mad Man’s Book of Formulas and a host of other books purchased courtesy of Palidan Press. Yeah, I was a subversive little bitch back in the day.

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:14:04pm

re: #84 Targetpractice

It’s Tuesday afternoon and we’re hurtling towards a partial gov’t shutdown because the GOP are still desperate to extract some sort of “win” after the realization that Donny fucked them over royally and is now backtracking because he wants to go golfing for the next two weeks.

Ok, Donny, you want to go on an extended golf trip, we’re fine with that (less chance you’ll fuck something up if you’re busy ruining your greens with a golf cart), so here’s a clean continuing resolution that gets us to March 15 (heh), and the new Congress can work on a proper budget come January.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:14:05pm
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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:14:39pm

re: #86 Targetpractice

Had to do the same the other day after a BSOD. Usually I’m good about keeping the case and fans clean, but I’ve been working so much this year that I’m still trying to figure out where the last six months went.

me to a ‘T’ this year

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:14:49pm

Why doesn’t Trump sell burial contracts to his supporters, stipulating when they pass they will be interred in a casket or urn of their choice that would then be incorporated into his wall?
Win win, he gets money and the nut sacks who worship him can make their words of “Over My Dead Body” ring true.
I may have a winner.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:16:01pm

re: #81 ObserverArt

She and Trumper think the new North American trade deal replacement is going to generate the additional tax money from the economy to pay for The Donald J. Trump Wall of Glory®.

And here I thought they were hoping the additional money from the trade deal and the tax cuts would pay down the deficit and help Make America Great Again.

You know, that thing the Republicans always go on and on about…the deficit.

What was I thinking? /

Well sure.

Democratic administration, “The deficit is going to destroy us as a country.”.

Republican administration, “Deficits don’t matter!” (h/t to Darth Cheney and St. Ronnie)

And I have to say that Darth and Ronnie kinda mostly correct. Mostly in that deficits do matter a bit, but not a huge factor of economic destruction like the rightwing makes it out to be when they need a talking point lie to keep the rubes frothy.

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Michele: Out of the closet and into the fire  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:19:36pm

re: #83 dangerman

got a computer fan failure

took the cover off, vacuumed out all kinds of dust and cat hair off the fans and heat sinks

on reboot, core temps dropped 40 degrees F

periodic maintenance. whazzat?

Fan on the power supply is failing. Bearings going bad. Had to pull it a couple of weeks ago and lube them with light machine oil. So far has lasted, but starting to get “rumbles” again. At least this time I have a replacement on hand.

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makeitstop  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:19:48pm

re: #95 nines09

Why doesn’t Trump sell burial contracts to his supporters, stipulating when they pass they will be interred in a casket or urn of their choice that would then be incorporated into his wall?
Win win, he gets money and the nut sacks who worship him can make their words of “Over My Dead Body” ring true.
I may have a winner.

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Oh, look at that poor sweet Beemer, encased in concrete.

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:20:01pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I’m reminded of how much Faux tried to portray Comey as the Greatest Lawman Who Ever Walked The Earth…until that July press conference, after which they immediately screamed “TRAITOR!!!”

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:20:51pm

re: #98 makeitstop

Oh, look at that poor sweet Beemer, encased in concrete.

That was my first thought. “Classic car collectors must look at that picture and weep.”

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calochortus  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:24:43pm

re: #97 Michele: Out of the closet and into the fire

Fan on the power supply is failing. Bearings going bad. Had to pull it a couple of weeks ago and lube them with light machine oil. So far has lasted, but starting to get “rumbles” again. At least this time I have a replacement on hand.

I have decided to buy a new laptop. I have selected the one I want. I have the money for it. Costco is selling it for $50 less than Apple. I just can’t bring myself to push the button to order it. I am hopeless.

Actually, the fact that it would be at my local Costco before Xmas is a disincentive. Who wants to go anywhere near a warehouse store right before Xmas?

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:24:56pm

re: #98 makeitstop

Somewhere in Europe.
France. And it is Classic Cars

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:25:00pm

re: #96 Eventual Carrion

Well sure.

Democratic administration, “The deficit is going to destroy us as a country.”.

Republican administration, “Deficits don’t matter!” (h/t to Darth Cheney and St. Ronnie)

And I have to say that Darth and Ronnie kinda mostly correct. Mostly in that deficits do matter a bit, but not a huge factor of economic destruction like the rightwing makes it out to be when they need a talking point lie to keep the rubes frothy. for when the dems are in power

(this is what you meant, right?)

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makeitstop  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:28:05pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:28:06pm

re: #96 Eventual Carrion

Well sure.

Democratic administration, “The deficit is going to destroy us as a country.”.

Republican administration, “Deficits don’t matter!” (h/t to Darth Cheney and St. Ronnie)

Remember when there was a budget surplus under Clinton?

Rush came on to tell us that it is immoral for the government to take more money from us than it needs to operate.

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:29:57pm
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plansbandc  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:30:01pm

re: #53 HappyWarrior

Sadly, for all of us, there’s no such thing as a normal Huckabee.

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:30:25pm

Trump Foundation crumbles, leaving dozens of pundits looking like morons for spending two years suggesting that the Clinton Foundation needed to be shuttered before the election to assure the American people that Hillary wasn’t engaged in “pay to play.”

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HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:30:46pm

re: #107 plansbandc

Sadly, for all of us, there’s no such thing as a normal Huckabee.

True that.

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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:30:50pm

re: #98 makeitstop

Oh, look at that poor sweet Beemer, encased in concrete.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Those 2002s were great cars. Simple, fast and fun.

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jaunte  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:32:22pm

What a disaster of a person.

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Single-handed sailor  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:34:42pm
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plansbandc  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:35:34pm

re: #112 Single-handed sailor

I don’t give a fuck if they do or they don’t.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:36:34pm

re: #105 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Remember when there was a budget surplus under Clinton?

Rush came on to tell us that it is immoral for the government to take more money from us than it needs to operate.

- his ‘logic’ is fine and im all for it - but it cant only work when there’s a surplus
- in years where all of a sudden we find we have to spend more money than planned, taxes must be quickly and agreeably increased to cover the need (ya good with that rush?)

of course not, rush doesnt understand the concept of saving for the future

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:38:58pm
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makeitstop  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:39:46pm

re: #112 Single-handed sailor

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My wife swears like a sailor (not single-handed one, though). I love her like the day is long.

Also, this…

Sure, give Trump a billion to play with. What could possibly go wrong?
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Eventual Carrion  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:39:50pm

re: #103 dangerman

(this is what you meant, right?)

It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:40:23pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:40:53pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:41:01pm

re: #114 dangerman

- his ‘logic’ is fine and im all for it - but it cant only work when there’s a surplus
- in years where all of a sudden we find we have to spend more money than planned, taxes must be quickly and agreeably increased to cover the need (ya good with that rush?)

of course not, rush doesnt understand the concept of saving for the future

or the fact that the government must then borrow money and pay interest to cover a deficit, which also costs taxpayers

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calochortus  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:41:58pm

re: #114 dangerman

- his ‘logic’ is fine and im all for it - but it cant only work when there’s a surplus
- in years where all of a sudden we find we have to spend more money than planned, taxes must be quickly and agreeably increased to cover the need (ya good with that rush?)

of course not, rush doesnt understand the concept of saving for the future

Do I understand correctly that in the wingnut universe, government income and spending should be just like ours at home, except when it comes to planning for the future? It is irresponsible of us not to have money saved for emergencies and evil if the government sets aside a bit?

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lawhawk  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:43:30pm

re: #101 calochortus

I have decided to buy a new laptop. I have selected the one I want. I have the money for it. Costco is selling it for $50 less than Apple. I just can’t bring myself to push the button to order it. I am hopeless.

Actually, the fact that it would be at my local Costco before Xmas is a disincentive. Who wants to go anywhere near a warehouse store right before Xmas?

Go in the evening, if possible. The lines aren’t as bad, and you can actually get in/out fairly easily. I’ve got several Costcos nearby, and the best time to go is definitely after work.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:43:41pm

What you have to realize about Rush is the sob has no principles.

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:47:15pm

re: #116 makeitstop

My wife swears like a sailor (not single-handed one, though). I love her like the day is long.

Also, this…

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Sure, give Trump a billion to play with. What could possibly go wrong?
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“We want $5B for the wall and won’t accept anything less. We have the votes to make it happen!”

“You don’t have the votes. $1.3B is the offer on the table. We’ll be in touch.”

*one week later*

“Alright, so we don’t have the votes to make $5B happen. Instead, we want a $1B slush fund atop the $1.6B we nuked earlier this year when we thought we would get the $5B.”

“Yeah, no, the offer is $1.3B and that’s it.”

“YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT!!!”

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lawhawk  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:48:20pm
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calochortus  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:49:09pm

re: #122 lawhawk

Go in the evening, if possible. The lines aren’t as bad, and you can actually get in/out fairly easily. I’ve got several Costcos nearby, and the best time to go is definitely after work.

Good plan-alternately, I could go a few minutes before they are supposed to open. Ours often opens a couple minutes early and you can slip in and out.
Still, it means I don’t have an excuse not to go ahead and buy the thing…

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:54:31pm

re: #116 makeitstop

My wife swears like a sailor (not single-handed one, though). I love her like the day is long.

Also, this…

In Schumer/McConnell meeting about an hour or so ago, McConnell offered to pass the negotiated DHS spending bill, but with an extra $1 billion “slush fund” that Trump could use for whatever he wanted re: immigration. Dems won’t accept that. And so it goes

Sure, give Trump a billion to play with. What could possibly go wrong?
///

ahem re: #88 dangerman

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jaunte  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:55:08pm

The formula for successful rightwingnutjobbing

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goddamnedfrank  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:56:33pm
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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:57:43pm

re: #121 calochortus

Do I understand correctly that in the wingnut universe, government income and spending should be just like ours at home, except when it comes to planning for the future? It is irresponsible of us not to have money saved for emergencies and evil if the government sets aside a bit?

yes you got that right
and it is necessary - natural disasters, wars, all sorts of ‘unplanned events’

though fairly, it is very difficult to get people to pay taxes today for something they dont know what it is and may never get

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 12:58:44pm

re: #128 jaunte

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The formula for successful rightwingnutjobbing

The problem with this whole “Sullivan was open to tossing the case” argument can really be summed up in one word: Petreaus. As in Sullivan said aloud in his initial reading of the Riot Act to Flynn that he disagreed with the plea deal in that case as he felt Petreaus deserved a harsher sentence. Generally if a judge thinks that a ruling in a similar case was too lenient, you’re not going to walk out of that courtroom a free man.

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jaunte  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:03:50pm
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gwangung  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:05:01pm

re: #131 Targetpractice

Well that “You sold your country out” doesn’t help, either….

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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:08:32pm
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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:09:33pm

re: #134 Charles Johnson

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Another Faux “commentator” forced off the air by an advertiser boycott? Yes please!

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calochortus  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:13:39pm

I ordered my new MacBook Air from Costco. The description practically had flashing lights telling you you’d have to bring a bunch of ID and your grade school teacher to identify you because you had to do in-store pick up. Order page says, meh, we’ll just ship it. Fine by me. So much for all that excitement.

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lawhawk  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:14:37pm

Red country highly correlates with GOP control and the lack of health care options. This is by design.

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jeffreyw  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:14:52pm

re: #116 makeitstop

My wife swears like a sailor (not single-handed one, though). I love her like the day is long.

Three days before the shortest day of the years is cutting that declaration a wee bit too close for comfort.
🤣

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:15:23pm
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calochortus  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:17:18pm

re: #137 lawhawk

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Red country highly correlates with GOP control and the lack of health care options. This is by design.

Of course, it also correlates with poverty and its attendant lack of health care options. I don’t know why people wouldn’t want everyone to be fed, sheltered, and given health care. It’s not only the kind thing to do, but I’d guess it was cheaper in the long run too.

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:27:09pm

re: #128 jaunte

That Judge Sullivan asked Flynn if he wanted to withdraw his plea means Judge was at least open to the idea of gov. misconduct. But once Flynn said no, Sullivan really had nowhere to go. Flynn’s decision to stick w/ this deal is still separate from question of gov actions.

— Kimberley Strassel

Chalk up another win for Team MAGA!

/

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jeffreyw  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:27:34pm

re: #121 calochortus

Do I understand correctly that in the wingnut universe, government income and spending should be just like ours at home, except when it comes to planning for the future? It is irresponsible of us not to have money saved for emergencies and evil if the government sets aside a bit?

Not to mention - you take out a mortgage so you have a nice home to live in
and
You borrow to get an education because that pays dividends down the road
and
Not to fucking mention that when the government is borrowing, whether it’s a local bond issue for a water treatment plant or a treasury bill sale to pay for a Navy, it is borrowing from us - and paying us interest all the while it is paying us to build these things.
Not the mention, after all that we get to have those water treatment plants and a Navy and all the rest. All the trappings of a nice country to live in.

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Sir John Barron  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:31:58pm

re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth

BREAKING: White House says it wants to keep government open, will find other ways to fund border wall washingtonpost.com

— Ellen Nakashima

Ideas:
1. Call Mexico again.
2. Send fundraising letter to the MAGA fan club
3. Use money appropriated for Space Force.
4. Ask that evangelical who bought his wife the $200,000 car where he got all his money
5. Pass the hat around at the next Thank You Mr. President cabinet meeting
6. Announce again that the Wall has been built and paid for already

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makeitstop  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:32:37pm

re: #138 jeffreyw

Three days before the shortest day of the years is cutting that declaration a wee bit too close for comfort.
🤣

I’d feel the same way on Summer Solstice. :)

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makeitstop  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:35:52pm

Given a choice between facts and a lie, they prefer to believe the lie even harder.

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calochortus  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:37:21pm

re: #143 Sir John Barron

Ideas:
1. Call Mexico again.
2. Send fundraising letter to the MAGA fan club
3. Use money appropriated for Space Force.
4. Ask that evangelical who bought his wife the $200,000 car where he got all his money
5. Pass the hat around at the next Thank You Mr. President cabinet meeting

Freepers were offering to contribute to help pay for the wall. I wonder how many $50 contributions it might take to fund it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:37:49pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:38:16pm

re: #133 gwangung

Well that “You sold your country out” doesn’t help, either….

Flynn did sell his country out; his behavior toward Russia was treasonous; but I object to applying the word “treason” to his illegal, immoral actions on behalf of Turkey. Turkey is still an ally of ours and treason should be reserved for assistance to enemies, such as Russia.

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gwangung  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:41:53pm

re: #148 Hecuba’s daughter

Flynn did sell his country out; his behavior toward Russia was treasonous; but I object to applying the word “treason” to his illegal, immoral actions on behalf of Turkey. Turkey is still an ally of ours and treason should be reserved for assistance to enemies, such as Russia.

True. I think the treason part refers to redacted information (but, boy, was that judge pissed…..)

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:43:41pm

re: #145 makeitstop

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Given a choice between facts and a lie, they prefer to believe the lie even harder.

The “law and order” folks are right now continuing to slag the FBI for not giving Flynn a mulligan on his lies.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:46:07pm

re: #129 goddamnedfrank

Good, all transfers should go through an FFL, the private party transfer loophole is absolutely insane. The average person is in no position to do an adequate background check on potential buyers / transferees and can’t be trusted to reliably archive their transfer paperwork.

if EVERY transfer is not vetted to PROVE your rkba hasn’t LEGALLY and w/ due process been curtailed, then there is NO vetting system at all.

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Jay C  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:53:05pm

re: #142 jeffreyw

Not to mention - you take out a mortgage so you have a nice home to live in
and
You borrow to get an education because that pays dividends down the road
and
Not to fucking mention that when the government is borrowing, whether it’s a local bond issue for a water treatment plant or a treasury bill sale to pay for a Navy, it is borrowing from us - and paying us interest all the while it is paying us to build these things.
Not the mention, after all that we get to have those water treatment plants and a Navy and all the rest. All the trappings of a nice country to live in.

And of course, the fundamental “not to mention”:
If you or I (or Joe and Jane Citizen out there in The Heartland) have trouble meeting the monthly bills, WE can’t just log onto printupthefuckingmoney.com, and run off a few thou to keep the creditors at bay.
And the government can….

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:56:50pm

re: #152 Jay C

And of course, the fundamental “not to mention”:
If you or I (or Joe and Jane Citizen out there in The Heartland) have trouble meeting the monthly bills, WE can’t just log onto printupthefuckingmoney.com, and run off a few thou to keep the creditors at bay.
And the government can….

I mean, you can do that… but as I understand it, the government frowns on others printing money.

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wrenchwench  Dec 18, 2018 • 1:59:29pm

re: #148 Hecuba’s daughter

Flynn did sell his country out; his behavior toward Russia was treasonous; but I object to applying the word “treason” to his illegal, immoral actions on behalf of Turkey. Turkey is still an ally of ours and treason should be reserved for assistance to enemies, such as Russia.

Flynn was aiding the attempt to deliver Gulen to Erdogan, and these days Erdogan is in the mood to kill people he can’t satisfactorily imprison. The word ‘treason’ may not fit the crime, but the word that would fit wouldn’t be any better.

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Jay C  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:00:38pm

re: #153 KGxvi

I mean, you can do that… but as I understand it, the government frowns on others printing money.

Heh. I meant that “site” in # 152 as a joke,
However, if you have the actual password and security codes, please let me know: it will definitely be worth your while….
;)

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:01:19pm

re: #139 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sanders: We’re not asking American taxpayers…We are looking at existing funding through other agencies

ie - fuck the budget

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makeitstop  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:02:28pm

Puppy slide!

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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:03:04pm
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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:03:16pm

re: #156 dangerman

ie - fuck the budget

Fuck the Vets.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:05:15pm

re: #154 wrenchwench

Flynn was aiding the attempt to deliver Gulen to Erdogan, and these days Erdogan is in the mood to kill people he can’t satisfactorily imprison. The word ‘treason’ may not fit the crime, but the word that would fit wouldn’t be any better.

The Trump family is an accessory after the fact in the Khashoggi murder; but I still wonder if they were involved in the actual crime itself, including providing information to the Saudis that would help them trap Jamal

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:10:22pm

re: #155 Jay C

Heh. I meant that “site” in # 152 as a joke,
However, if you have the actual password and security codes, please let me know: it will definitely be worth your while….
;)

I was making a counterfeiting joke, actually.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:12:15pm

re: #156 dangerman

ie - fuck the budget

That’s what the GOP does when they’re in power. Budget deficits incurred on behalf of military weapons or tax cuts for the wealthy don’t matter — budget deficits for any other reason are dreadful and must be addressed by cutting benefits to everyone else.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:23:29pm

re: #146 calochortus

Freepers were offering to contribute to help pay for the wall. I wonder how many $50 contributions it might take to fund it.

that depends on whether you believe the $5B bullshit number or the $25B more or less reality

plus there’s the time and money that’s gonna get eaten up in all the court cases
easily another $25B ;-)

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:25:57pm

re: #163 dangerman

that depends on whether you believe the $5B bullshit number or the $25B more or less reality

plus there’s the time and money that’s gonna get eaten up in all the court cases
easily another $25B ;-)

How much of the $25B is for the cost of purchasing the property for the wall?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:28:33pm

re: #146 calochortus

Freepers were offering to contribute to help pay for the wall. I wonder how many $50 contributions it might take to fund it.

I’m waiting for churches to hold bake sales, bingos and set up 7-11 coin cans to finance building the wall.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:30:53pm
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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:32:31pm

re: #157 makeitstop

Puppy slide!

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Hahaha, so damn cute.

I really like the light brown pupper with the darker fur on the back making it look like a stripe.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:33:21pm

re: #159 nines09

Fuck the Vets.

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from my post this morning “We know where the tax cuts went”

…trickle-down economics….it never works out like that…it’s clear that it didn’t work like that under Donald Trump, either.

…they promised prosperity now, and for everyone, and that most certainly did not—and will not—happen due to the tax cut.

…And even for the 50% of the country that owns stock, things are not so rosy. The Dow Jones index is down 12% from its high point in January.

but deficits fucking ‘matter’

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:33:43pm
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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:34:23pm

re: #162 Hecuba’s daughter

That’s what the GOP does when they’re in power. Budget deficits incurred on behalf of military weapons or tax cuts for the wealthy don’t matter — budget deficits for any other reason are dreadful and must be addressed by cutting benefits to everyone else.

its an extension of the only good taxes are those that go for things i want

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:34:27pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:36:31pm

re: #169 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Hoarse Whisperer
@HoarseWisperer
The secret Mueller subpoena story is getting exciting!

The subpoena recipient isn’t a person.

It’s a company.

Owned by a foreign country.

And a judge just ruled in Mueller’s favor.

They’ll have to answer the subpoena.

Hmm… Saudi sovereign wealth fund? Russia’s VTB bank?

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4:32 PM - Dec 18, 2018

Deutsche bank?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:37:51pm

the moron will take that money for the stupid wall

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:37:52pm

re: #168 dangerman

The fvckery never ends. And the very people they fvck? They sign on. Lock. Stock. Barrel.
Lifetime of this shit.
Never ends.
Stories.
I have stories.
Like cramps.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:38:12pm

re: #164 Hecuba’s daughter

How much of the $25B is for the cost of purchasing the property for the wall?

with this lot, maybe they’ll just declare the value at zero and sieze seize it

then they quit the wall project, trump buys that long thin strip of land for a song (cause the market value was ‘proven’ to be zero, and leases it to the next admin

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The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:39:22pm

re: #128 jaunte

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The formula for successful rightwingnutjobbing

I read this thing over and over and it still makes no sense.

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wrenchwench  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:39:49pm

re: #160 Hecuba’s daughter

The Trump family is an accessory after the fact in the Khashoggi murder; but I still wonder if they were involved in the actual crime itself, including providing information to the Saudis that would help them trap Jamal

Putin showed how easy it was to make sure the president of the U.S. wouldn’t care, and Putin is all for the murder of journalists; somehow Trump got journalists to get in a cage to cover his (ongoing) campaign for President. MBS just wanted to join the club, he had all the ingredients; journalist, in Turkey (land of imprisoned journalists), worked for U,S. paper, resided in U.S., and MBS went for it.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:40:43pm
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BigPapa  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:41:31pm

I don’t watch porn. I watch erotic cinema.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:43:43pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:43:47pm

Porn watches ME!

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:44:10pm

re: #178 Charles Johnson

But Donald Trump is not the first man to cheat on his wife with an onscreen prostitute this year. Presumably, thousands of men engage in adulterous behavior with pornographers and strippers every day.

Culturally we may not believe it, but each time a married man watches pornography, he commits an act of adultery. This by no means justifies President Trump’s behavior. He slept with another woman while his wife was home caring for their son, and he deserves every second of criticism from his affair with Daniels.

Isn’t this the old Jimmy Carter “I’ve sinned in my heart” bullshit?

I really couldn’t read past that line because my eyes rolled so far back in my head I could actually see my brain.

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:44:45pm

re: #181 GlutenFreeJesus

Porn watches ME!

that’s only in Soviet Russia!

re: #179 BigPapa

I don’t watch porn. I watch erotic cinema.

potato, potato

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wrenchwench  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:47:54pm

re: #180 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Nice family shot of digging the foundation’s grave.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:48:01pm

re: #179 BigPapa

I don’t watch porn. I watch erotic cinema.

I prefer to use Frank Zappa’s description—“Anthropological Field Experiment”

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:48:25pm

Ok, one more excerpt because, these people are so repressed that I’m not sure how they haven’t collapsed in upon themselves:

To be clear, I do not intend to argue that pornography objectifies women, robs them of their dignity, treats them like commodities, and pushes them further into the bottomless pit of depravity. It most certainly does all those things and more, but that is a topic for another time. Rather, I want to focus on the fact that as an industry, pornography has created an entire generation of unwitting adulterers.

Then again, I clicked on the author’s byline to see what else he’s written and, shockingly, he wrote against Ireland’s repeal of Amendment 8, and things like the persecution of Chic-fil-a in New York.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:49:51pm

re: #180 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Trump Foundation’s single largest gift — $264,631 — was allotted toward renovating a fountain outside the Plaza Hotel when Trump owned it.

Trump used foundation money to pay off legal obligations, promote his hotels, and purchase goodies for himself.

mis-spending of any donations received from third parties - we’ll you knew who you were donating to

mis-spending of donations received from trump (and family) - ie donating to his own foundation (which is legal) were inevitably used as tax deductions on his individual tax return

taking a tax deduction for an expense that is not otherwise deductible….there’s a word for that… escapes me for the moment….

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:50:09pm

re: #186 KGxvi

Oh, something tells me this fool checks out Pornhub…for the statistical reports…

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GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:51:25pm

re: #178 Charles Johnson

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:51:50pm

re: #182 KGxvi

Isn’t this the old Jimmy Carter “I’ve sinned in my heart” bullshit?

I really couldn’t read past that line because my eyes rolled so far back in my head I could actually see my brain.

no this is moving the goal post
from the issue of the hush payments and their likely illegality
to a dumb rationalization that ‘everyone cheats’ so it’s no big deal (whatever ‘it’ is)

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Interesting Times  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:51:57pm

re: #182 KGxvi

Isn’t this the old Jimmy Carter “I’ve sinned in my heart” bullshit?

Swaggart, Jimmy Swaggart:

Jimmy Swaggart I have sinned

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jaunte  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:52:47pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:53:18pm
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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:54:10pm

re: #191 Interesting Times

Swaggart, Jimmy Swaggart:

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I thought Carter had a line about that, too? In Playboy, of all place.

Hefner, creator of the Playboy empire, died Wednesday at 91. Perhaps the most famous one-liner from the many interviews in his magazine was uttered by Democratic presidential candidate Jimmy Carter, who confessed during the run-up to the 1976 election, “I’ve looked on a lot of women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times.”

Ok, I mixed up the quotes a bit, but same basic idea.

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makeitstop  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:55:25pm

re: #191 Interesting Times

Swaggart, Jimmy Swaggart:

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Carter confessed to ‘lusting in his heart’ in a Playboy interview.

I’m so old, I remember when that was controversial.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:55:54pm

Evening Lizardim.

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KGxvi  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:55:59pm

re: #190 dangerman

no this is moving the goal post
from the issue of the hush payments and their likely illegality
to a dumb rationalization that ‘everyone cheats’ so it’s no big deal (whatever ‘it’ is)

For the record, I don’t really care that Trump had an affair with a pornstar, or with anyone else. What I care about is that he engaged in felony campaign finance violations and potential money laundering, in order to hide a story that, well, is exactly on brand for him.

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jaunte  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:56:45pm

Art futures plunge to new low.

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:56:49pm

Philly Skyline. My daughter took this shot minutes ago walking home.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:56:55pm

re: #186 KGxvi

Ok, one more excerpt because, these people are so repressed that I’m not sure how they haven’t collapsed in upon themselves:

that as an industry, pornography has created an entire generation of unwitting adulterers.

Then again, I clicked on the author’s byline to see what else he’s written and, shockingly, he wrote against Ireland’s repeal of Amendment 8, and things like the persecution of Chic-fil-a in New York.

pretty sure you cant commit adultery through/with a tv, computer or movie screen

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:57:07pm

GUNS! I bet MORE GUNS! is the solution…

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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:57:23pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:58:23pm

re: #198 jaunte

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Art futures plunge to new low.

Those Puppy Jake people in the photo are friends of Sarah Palin and grifters in their own right. Puppy Jake is a scam charity.

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Interesting Times  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:58:28pm

re: #194 KGxvi

I thought Carter had a line about that, too? In Playboy, of all place.

Ok, I mixed up the quotes a bit, but same basic idea.

I hadn’t heard about that. I guess my mind automatically goes to conservative evangelicals when it comes to whacked-out concepts about sex/porn/etc.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:58:44pm

re: #197 KGxvi

For the record, I don’t really care that Trump had an affair with a pornstar, or with anyone else. What I care about is that he engaged in felony campaign finance violations and potential money laundering, in order to hide a story that, well, is exactly on brand for him.

+1

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 18, 2018 • 2:59:30pm
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makeitstop  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:00:35pm

re: #201 Backwoods_Sleuth

GUNS! I bet MORE GUNS! is the solution…

Speaking of which - the school district in my town has voted to arm their security guards.

It’s sometimes hard to believe I live in a ‘liberal enclave.’

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Jay C  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:01:22pm

re: #198 jaunte

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Art futures plunge to new low.

So $42,000 worth of Trump Foundation “Art” is re-valuated at $975?
And I’m guessing that $900 of that is the Tim Tebow helmet…
(And that’s a generous estimate: for me, you couldn’t give away a Trump portrait….)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:05:57pm

jeebus

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:06:16pm

re: #173 Backwoods_Sleuth

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jaunte  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:06:30pm

re: #208 Jay C

They might have to pay someone to remove them.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:08:03pm

wow

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:10:19pm

Ah, the difference that a single letter makes in the wingnut universe.

American soldier released after years in Taliban custody after desertion suddenly becomes a treasonous bastard who killed American troops and denounced his country because…the president had a (D) next to his name.

By contrast, an American soldier freely admits he and his buddies engaged in the summary execution of a man whose only “crime” was being accused by a tribal chief of being a Taliban soldier who’d rat him out, becomes portrayed as an American hero who deserves an award…because the president* had an (R) next to his name.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:15:08pm

re: #79 HappyWarrior

I just remember thinking they couldn’t do worse than her and then they actually nominated Trump. Not that his opponents in the GOP primary were prizes.

Based on the trajectory of exponential increase in both stupidity and evil from Nixon>Reagan>Bush>Palin>Trump, I can only conclude that the next GOP nominee for President will be the Zombie Apocalypse.

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wrenchwench  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:15:13pm

Wasn’t there an election 6 or 7 weeks ago? Did all those contests get decided? No? What’s left? Oh, ‘loser recounts’.

LAS CRUCES, N.M. (AP) — A Republican who lost a closely watched U.S. House race in southern New Mexico says her campaign hasn’t ruled out “further legal action” to contest the results.

State Rep. Yvette Herrell announced on her campaign’s website last week that her team is examining copies of absentee ballots and other documents. She also says her team is looking over “various reports of inconsistencies” but declined to give details.

Democrat Xochitl Torres Small defeated Herrell last month after absentee ballots in the Hispanic Democratic stronghold Dona Ana County put her over the top. Herrell has refused to concede and her campaign has repeated claims of election irregularities without providing any evidence.

A state judge allowed Herrell’s campaign to inspect the absentee ballots.

That’s the whole story, so far. (Sorry, AP.)

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:15:15pm

re: #212 Backwoods_Sleuth

wow doesn’t even begin
I wonder if they saw this on HSN?
ha

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makeitstop  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:15:16pm

Womp womp.

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:16:00pm

re: #207 makeitstop

Speaking of which - the school district in my town has voted to arm their security guards.

It’s sometimes hard to believe I live in a ‘liberal enclave.’

Give the kids knives.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:16:34pm

War on Christmas takes a furry turn…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:18:16pm

re: #218 nines09

Give the kids knives.

Rocks. They’re supposed to get buckets of rocks.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:19:31pm
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DodgerFan1988  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:19:43pm

Womp womp.

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:20:53pm

re: #221 Charles Johnson

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They really haven’t yet. Why? Because Yertle decided to keep overplaying his hand by offering to agree to a deal that’s no longer on the table while also asking that Dems give Trump a $1B slush fund to do with as he pleases.

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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:21:02pm

re: #187 dangerman

mis-spending of any donations received from third parties - we’ll you knew who you were donating to

mis-spending of donations received from trump (and family) - ie donating to his own foundation (which is legal) were inevitably used as tax deductions on his individual tax return

taking a tax deduction for an expense that is not otherwise deductible….there’s a word for that… escapes me for the moment….

He’s going to end doing a Capone with taxes too.

He’s fucked every which way. Mueller. Fed prosecutors. IRS.

And all he wanted to do was make even more money by running for President. It would be his biggest grift ever.

Hopefully what is going to happen is he will lose everything making it the biggest mistake of his mistake-filled life.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:21:18pm

re: #218 nines09

Give the kids knives.

“Just like a wop kid, bringin’ a knife to a gunfight.”

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Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:21:26pm

re: #222 DodgerFan1988

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Womp womp.

A lot of people who voted for leopards to eat people’s faces can’t believe the leopard is prepared to turn on them.

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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:22:40pm

re: #191 Interesting Times

Swaggart, Jimmy Swaggart:

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I think Jimmy Carter said something about he has lusted in his life. Trying to remember…and not Google.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:24:07pm

re: #220 Backwoods_Sleuth

Rocks. They’re supposed to get buckets of rocks.

Or the box of rocks Jim Hoft is as dumb as.

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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:25:07pm

re: #195 makeitstop

Carter confessed to ‘lusting in his heart’ in a Playboy interview.

I’m so old, I remember when that was controversial.

Hey, I ‘member it right.

Luckily I still have a pretty strong memory. Hope to keep it for awhile!

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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:25:28pm
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wrenchwench  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:26:00pm

re: #206 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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The reason they put those cute little calves in those plastic boxes (yes, it lives in that thing that it’s hind feet are in) is so they don’t move around too much, but they can have all the milk they want. They’re going to be veal.

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jaunte  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:26:19pm

*marks calendar*

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:31:06pm

re: #231 wrenchwench

The reason they put those cute little calves in those plastic boxes (yes, it lives in that thing that it’s hind feet are in) is so they don’t move around too much, but they can have all the milk they want. They’re going to be veal.

and it’s not real milk

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:31:12pm

re: #232 jaunte

*marks calendar*

Mayan or Aztec?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:32:03pm

re: #234 Eclectic Cyborg

Mayan or Aztec?

RIVER: If either of you use my name again, I will remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?
DOCTOR: Which alphabet?

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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:32:31pm

re: #217 makeitstop

Womp womp.

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When are the conservative talking heads going to learn that liberals have some damn power to ask companies that want their business to do the right thing.

Snowflakes? No…organized resistance to your hate. As it should be.

Dumbasses are getting the hard lessons they deserve. Fuck ‘em.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:32:58pm

re: #227 ObserverArt

I think Jimmy Carter said something about he has lusted in his life. Trying to remember…and not Google.

Jimmy Carter said, in a Playboy interview*, that he had lusted in his heart after women not his wife, which based on some theology is a sin as bad as actually committing adultery.

Jimmy Swaggart lusted in person, then made a tearful confession (once he was caught) and plea for forgiveness.

Trump? His followers say he’s asked God for forgiveness. Ask them to prove it, and they say, “Can you prove he didn’t?”

*This tells you something interesting about the late 1970s - the degree to which Playboy had become mainstream, an upscale magazine for thinkers, and not just a girlie mag. Similarly Penthouse became mainstream to the extent that Bob Guccione also published ‘Omni’, an upscale science fiction magazine. Hustler had to kind of step into the role of sleazy whacking material, and Larry Flynt was glad to oblige.

At one point, a girl from my tiny hometown appeared in Hustler. There were a couple copies of that issue that circulated surreptitiously around the town. I think the town was strangely, and very quietly proud. True story.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:36:11pm

RELIGION Evangelical Christian leader: ‘President Trump is a genetic marvel’

Richard D. Land is the president of the Southern Evangelical Seminary, so you can imagine that he sees evil in a lot of things: Planned Parenthood, gay marriage — but when it comes to the walking obscenity that is Donald Trump, he has nothing but praise.

During an appearance on the Focus Today program last week, Land lauded Trump’s stamina as president, despite reports that he has a “shrinking schedule” and only works just a few hours a day; this is of course in addition to his obsession with watching Fox News and posting rambling rants on Twitter.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:36:16pm

re: #231 wrenchwench

The reason they put those cute little calves in those plastic boxes (yes, it lives in that thing that it’s hind feet are in) is so they don’t move around too much, but they can have all the milk they want. They’re going to be veal.

I gave up red meat almost 15 25 years ago — but I stopped eating veal years earlier because of the way calves were treated to produce veal.

—edited because I blanked out on year!

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Mike Lamb  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:36:22pm

re: #128 jaunte

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The formula for successful rightwingnutjobbing

Every once in a while, the fact that the Wingnuts and the rest of the planet operate in completely different universes stands out in stark relief. This is one of those times. It was abundantly clear that the judge was about to throw the book at Flynn in a major way, even if you take out the comments re: Petraeus. There really is no other reasonable interpretation of his questions. If Judge Sullivan was, in fact, about to consider anything related to gov’t or prosecutorial misconduct, why would he care if Flynn wanted to stick by his plea? If there was a problem with the plea deal and the circumstances that led up to it, the judge would have had an obligation to immediately throw it out. Christ…why would his attorneys not actually argue the point? I can’t. My evens are out. Next shipment expected to arrive in November, 2020.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:36:52pm

Preikestolen (the Pulpit Rock), the most famous tourist attraction in Ryfylke [Norway], towers an impressive 604 metres over the Lysefjord.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:37:11pm

re: #235 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

RIVER: If either of you use my name again, I will remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?
DOCTOR: Which alphabet?

Loved that episode!

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:37:43pm

re: #207 makeitstop

Wasn’t there a security guard at Parkland who stayed outside while the students were gunned down? More guns is not the answer.

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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:38:54pm

Speaking of memories…

Ari Melber is talking about Trump and his foundation and he played a bit of this video of Trump back in late September 2016.

Hey Big Don. Follow the money! FOOL.

Trump: Clinton Would Put the Oval Office Up For Sale

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:40:33pm

re: #244 ObserverArt

Speaking of memories…

Ari Melber is talking about Trump and his foundation and he played a bit of this video of Trump back in late September 2016.

Hey Big Don. Follow the money! FOOL.

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If you want to know what Trump is guilty of, just pay attention to what he accuses his opponents of doing. It’s so reliable I bet Mueller uses it to determine where to look next.

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freetoken  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:41:39pm

re: #241 Backwoods_Sleuth

Some of my ancestors lived next to Lysefjord, about two miles west of Preikestolen. Much of the land around the fjord is not good for habitation, but the town of Forsand is near the mouth.

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ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:42:15pm

re: #237 Blind Frog Belly White

Jimmy Carter said, in a Playboy interview*, that he had lusted in his heart after women not his wife, which based on some theology is a sin as bad as actually committing adultery.

Jimmy Swaggart lusted in person, then made a tearful confession (once he was caught) and plea for forgiveness.

Trump? His followers say he’s asked God for forgiveness. Ask them to prove it, and they say, “Can you prove he didn’t?”

*This tells you something interesting about the late 1970s - the degree to which Playboy had become mainstream, an upscale magazine for thinkers, and not just a girlie mag. Similarly Penthouse became mainstream to the extent that Bob Guccione also published ‘Omni’, an upscale science fiction magazine. Hustler had to kind of step into the roll of sleazy whacking material, and Larry Flynt was glad to oblige.

At one point, a girl from my tiny hometown appeared in Hustler. There were a couple copies of that issue that circulated surreptitiously around the town. I think the town was strangely, and very quietly proud. True story.

Heh, I knew a Columbus photographer that shot for Hustler. He was damn good at shooting local models and that got him connected to Flynt when he used to live in Columbus…next to the Columbus School for Girls.

True story!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:42:29pm

re: #243 Patricia Kayden

Wasn’t there a security guard at Parkland who stayed outside while the students were gunned down? More guns is not the answer.

But, if you have say 4 armed security guards, and 1 chickens out, you still have 3 armed security guards
Silly Libtards

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:44:30pm

re: #225 Blind Frog Belly White

“Just like a wop kid, bringin’ a knife to a gunfight.”

[Embedded content]

(best Irish brogue)
Ya hav ta be close….

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:44:35pm

re: #237 Blind Frog Belly White

Trump has said a few times that he has never asked God for forgiveness so that’s how I know that he hasn’t repented of anything. Evangelicals are tools for falling for his act. cnn.com

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:45:50pm

re: #250 Patricia Kayden

Trump has said a few times that he has never asked God for forgiveness so that’s how I know that he hasn’t repented of anything. Evangelicals are tools for falling for his act. cnn.com

They so fall for his act that they make shit up about him to make him look better than he is. When they say he’s a godly man, I gotta wonder what god they mean.

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dangerman  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:48:25pm

re: #245 Blind Frog Belly White

If you want to know what Trump is guilty of, just pay attention to what he accuses his opponents of doing. It’s so reliable I bet Mueller uses it to determine where to look next.

apparently he’s not clever enough to come up with something else

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wrenchwench  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:48:55pm

re: #237 Blind Frog Belly White

*This tells you something interesting about the late 1970s - the degree to which Playboy had become mainstream, an upscale magazine for thinkers, and not just a girlie mag. Similarly Penthouse became mainstream to the extent that Bob Guccione also published ‘Omni’, an upscale science fiction magazine. Hustler had to kind of step into the roll of sleazy whacking material, and Larry Flynt was glad to oblige.

I must have lived on the other side of that mainstream.

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nines09  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:52:09pm

re: #241 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Yeah. Sure. I used to do running jumps across 8 foot alleyways 3-4 stories up.
I can’t step off a 20 foot ladder onto my own roof now.
They can’t tell me what happened. Sinus surgery? Inner ear? Punchy?
They’d be calling in the crash helicopter team. I’d have my fingers 2 inches into the ice.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:52:20pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:52:49pm

re: #189 GlutenFreeJesus

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 18, 2018 • 3:59:42pm

re: #256 NO SMOCKING GUN!

“You’re Not Allowed To Knock Trump For Stormy Daniels If You Watch Porn”

Horseshit. That’s the kind of argument The Church used for years to make everyone into a sinner, even those who didn’t commit any sin. And using that argument to place people who view porn on the same moral level as a guy who bangs a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn is the worst kind of excusing of Trump’s bad behavior.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 18, 2018 • 4:01:49pm

re: #256 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Can I still knock Trump for … money laundering?

No, if you ever watched ‘Breaking Bad’ or ‘Ozark’, one assumes.

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Egregious Philbin  Dec 18, 2018 • 4:05:50pm

I got to meet Gilbert last year after a show, one of the nicest and most gentle guys you’d ever want to meet. See the documentary about him. Going to see him again in February. And…you must listen to his podcast. You will NEVER look at Danny Thomas the same way again…,

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Decatur Deb  Dec 18, 2018 • 4:09:07pm

re: #256 NO SMOCKING GUN!

[Can I still knock Trump for campaign finance violations and money laundering?]

Not if you watch Maria Bartiromo.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 18, 2018 • 4:34:53pm

re: #195 makeitstop

Carter confessed to ‘lusting in his heart’ in a Playboy interview.

I’m so old, I remember when that was controversial.

I remember reading the interview. I found it in my brother’s stash.

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mmmirele  Dec 18, 2018 • 5:06:15pm

re: #148 Hecuba’s daughter

Flynn did sell his country out; his behavior toward Russia was treasonous; but I object to applying the word “treason” to his illegal, immoral actions on behalf of Turkey. Turkey is still an ally of ours and treason should be reserved for assistance to enemies, such as Russia.

It may not have been treason, but he would have sent Fethullah Gulen back to a certain prison term and likely death. And I’m no fan of Gulen; he’s got a cult of personality going and his followers have figured out that American states are stupidly throwing money at charter schools. But he shouldn’t be shipped off willy-nilly.

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carey94tt  Dec 18, 2018 • 8:09:18pm

re: #241 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I was at Horseshoe Bend in Page AZ on the Colorado river - it made make me sick seeing people close to the edge. One girl was dangling her feet over the edge. Horseshoe Bend is 300 m above the river.

This place in Norway is double that. I’ll go but my kids are NOT going with me.


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